My name is Avril Williams Obinma, I am an incorruptible judge, at least that's what my staunch supporters out there believe.
I have a foundation that is co-headed by my wife, Victoria Eberechukwu, a foundation that runs free services like free health care, free attorney services, aged people's home, free education, operation feed the poor Initiative, free skill acquisition center, and an orphanage home.
the false story that gave birth to "Avril home of the people foundation". has earned me millions of die-hard supporters all over the world.
but that will be a story for another day.
I built this massive empire from scratch to help the underprivileged. in my empire, everything is free!
my main aim is to become the next president of Nigeria.
I am the highest benefactor at my church, St Eugene's catholic church in port Harcourt, rivers state.
I am the biggest philanthropist in my nation, nothing goes without my knowledge, I have so many men of God at my disposal, many politicians worship me because I hold the keys to the heart of the people, and whatever I say stands.
"I am deeply revered".
the masses, especially the less privileged see me as their second God because I meet almost all their needs.
do you need a hassle-free loan without collateral, to start up a trade, where else can you get it if not at "Avril's home of the people foundation".
did I tell you that I have a council at my castle, yes that is what my house is called, a castle, the only one in Rumuokoro Port Harcourt, rivers state!
Peace council where all domestic disputes amongst the people are resolved!
" I am indeed a man of the people".
let's forget about me for now, Victoria is here, let me hear what she has to say.
honey, am here!
oh my sunshine, "what is the latest"?
honey you can't believe, I made your favorite soup. "Nsala soup" they all echoed together
yes honey with assorted meat and pounded yam!
you hold the key to my heart, indeed the key to a man's heart is a good meal, and the other bedroom meal, you know. Avril said as he winked at her playfully.
yes, honey, it's true.
my queen is the best cook in the universe,
guys I knew this would be a special moment.
anyway, Let's get down to it, it's time to devour the almighty Nsala soup and pounded yam, with this mountain of roundabout meat, liver, cow towel, intestine, dry fish, and goat meat. it's going to be an epic battle to deplete my favorite meal.
thirty minutes later
my sunshine, the great Mrs. Victoria Obinma.
yes, honey, the great husband of my youth,
this food is so delicious, thank you my sunshine.
you are welcome, honey.
let me take you to the bedroom and give you a massage, you have been working so hard, you need a soft hand to handle you.
one hour later
this old pig is fast asleep, I hate sleeping with my worst enemy, but my mission must be accomplished.
my brother's death must be avenged and his wealth recovered.
moving to this country, changing my identity, learning how to speak like them, learning their culture and traditions, how to cook their foods, and getting married to my family's worst nightmare, has been the longest nerve-wracking journey of my life.
but it's all worth it. am almost there, once I expose this dirty disgusting pig, I will move back to California and resign from the DEA.
uhhhhh
Victoria let out a sigh of relief as she moves to pick up Avril's phone. she placed his finger on his phone to unlock it.
after successfully transferring all the files from Avril's phone to her secret drive, she placed a tiny tracking untraceable chip at the back of the phone and close it
this is for you Raymond, brother your death will soon be avenged. six months from now, all hell will be let loose.