In the sweltering summer, girls have all switched to beautiful, fashionable skirts. The youthful and beautiful scenes made Liu Fei somewhat dazzled.
"After I graduate from university, I must marry a rich and beautiful woman, and outshine all the rich and handsome men."
Looking ahead, not far in front, was a fashionable girl bending over to tie her shoelaces. Liu Fei couldn't help but swallow hard.
Liu Fei, a young man from Sanjiang Province of Dragon Kingdom, was just an ordinary guy from an average family, a lonely single dog who just finished his college entrance examination and was preparing to report to Sanjiang University.
The stylish girl finished tying her shoelaces, stretched lazily, her beautiful body outlined in the sunlight, leaving Liu Fei in a daze.
She was simply gorgeous!
"Excuse me, how do I get to the train station?"
As he was lost in thought, a pleasant voice suddenly rang in Liu Fei's ears.
Looking in the direction of the voice, it was the stylish girl from a while ago looking at him with a cool expression.
"It's not far ahead. Are you going to Sanjiang City by any chance?" Liu Fei perked up, trying to make his gaze appear less lecherous.
"My phone map app is malfunctioning. I don't know how to proceed from here." The stylish girl said, her brow furrowing slightly in worry.
"Ahem, since I'm also heading to Sanjiang city, you can follow me." Liu Fei said cheerfully from inside.
"Thank you." The stylish girl nodded, her gaze still icy.
If it wasn't for getting lost, a beautiful stylish girl like her would never bother with a poor guy like Liu Fei.
Throughout the journey, the stylish young woman remained silent, emanating an air of icy indifference that pushed people miles away.
This made Liu Fei abandon his notions of striking up a conversation with the well-off beauty to stage a total reversal of his fortunes.
Especially when the stylish young woman discovered that she was, coincidentally, sharing a carriage with Liu Fei. Her eyebrows couldn’t help but furrow slightly, a trace of contempt flashing in her eyes.
“Loser!” This was the meaning Liu Fei read in her eyes.
“Isn’t she just a rich, beautiful woman? What’s so great about that?” Liu Fei felt despondent.
Although he said that, while sitting in the hard seats towards the rear, Liu Fei’s gaze still occasionally drifted to the stylish young woman.
"Isn't she just a rich, beautiful woman? What's so great about that?" Liu Fei curled his lip, opened his backpack, and pulled out a used mobile phone.
Liu Fei's family was poor and before graduation from high school, he had never left his country town.
This mobile phone was something that Liu Fei’s dad unintentionally found in a garbage can. They didn’t know who discarded it. They genuinely didn’t understand the world of the wealthy.
This was a very ordinary smartphone without any recognizable brand and likely was a counterfeit device.
Buzz!
The phone vibrated. Liu Fei touched the taskbar casually and entered WeChat.
"Queen Mother of the West invites 'Dragon King Ao Guang of the East Sea' to join the Heavenly Friends Circle..."
"Queen Mother of the West invites 'Tie Guai Li' to join the Heavenly Friends Circle..."
"Queen Mother of the West invites 'Old Woman Meng' to join the Heavenly Friends Circle..."
A series of notification sounds left Liu Fei somewhat speechless.
The people in this Deities' Social Circle were really rather childish.
The WeChat nicknames in the group were all legendary deity names, this… wasn’t it a bit overkill?
Xi Wangmu: "Fellow Taoists, in order to respond to the spirit of the 18th Heavenly Court Representative Congress, and further implement the call to build a harmonious society from Jade Emperor and Buddha, this palace announces today that the Deities Social Circle is open for comprehensive testing."
Tie Guai Li: "Greetings to our fellow Taoists."
Dragon King of the Eastern Seas, Ao Guang: "Ahem, hello everyone, this old dragon has arrived as well."
Meng Po: "The latest beauty and slimming soup, hot for pre-order..."
Juling Shen: "Available for all kinds of hard labor work, brick-moving business hot for pre-order..."
Thousand-Mile Eye: "Private detective, expert at catching love-rivals, Thousand-Mile Eye is at your service…"
Tie Guai Li: "Are my crutches for sale, perhaps?"
…
Xi Wangmu: "All of you, be quiet. No more small ads," followed by an angry emoticon.
With the big boss speaking up, the group became as quiet as a tomb, and no one posted any more small ads.
Tie Guai Li: 'Fellow Taoists, have you all eaten today?'
Meng Po: "I've just made a bowl of soup, would my fellow Taoists like a taste? It only costs 10 virtues for shipping, and the taste is free, dear."
The immortals: "Didn't we agree on no ads?"
Old Lady Meng: "This is free and not shipped!"
Thousand-Mile Eye: "My lady, today is a great day when all the immortals gathering. Wouldn't it be nice to celebrate by handing out some red envelopes?"
Jingling God: "Please, my lady, send us red envelopes…"
Iron-Crutch Li: "Same here..."
Dumbfounded, Liu Fei stared at the burst of nonsensical message after message in his friend circle, feeling as though a group of alpacas was running rampant inside his brain.
Dragon King Ao Guang of the East Sea: "Quiet down everyone. Today, my lady will be inviting several immortals to join our group. We're overloaded and don't have time to chill out in our group chat, so I'll let the third party distribute the red envelopes for us."
Old Lady Meng: "Dragon King, I want a red envelope!"
Iron-Crutch Li: "Dragon King, red envelope request +1!"
Thousand-Mile Eye: "Dragon King, you’re awesome! Red envelope request +2!"
Jingling God: "The next person please follow the format: 'Red envelope request +3'!"
...
Various deities were popping up, one by one, all eagerly waiting for Dragon King Ao Guang of the East Sea to send out red envelopes.
"Red Envelopes!" Liu Fei's eyes lit up and his breathing became erratic.
Ha, I really couldn't care less about whether you are acting 'Chunibyo' or not, but if there are red envelopes and you don't grab them, are you even human?
Buzz!
Seconds later, a giant command red envelope appeared in the Heavenly Court friends' circle.
"I'll grab it!" Swift as ever, Liu Fei quickly copied and pasted the command into the chat box, "Dragon King, you're the most handsome."
Ding!
Congratulations! You've received the Eastern Sea King, Ao Guang's red envelope, and got a Thunder Talisman.
After an almost invisible ray of light, a piece of thumb-sized yellow paper magically appeared in Liu Fei's hand.
"Thunder Talisman, a consumable talisman seal with the power of thunder."
A flash of understanding crossed his mind, and Liu Fei suddenly understood the purpose of this Thunder Talisman.
"Is this group...so magical?" Liu Fei was dumbfounded.
The red envelope he grabbed from the Heavenly Court friends' circle could even be used in reality?
"Ah!"
A woman's surprised shriek pulled Liu Fei out of his astonishment.
Following the sound, Liu Fei looked ahead to see an intensely dramatic scene.
