Mia counted the few dollar bills in her jar and sighed. It was getting late, and she had not had any fun. She sighed.

"Next !" she called from inside her tent.

She wore acres and acres of fabric , yard and yards of velvet, drapped and pinned and knotted and tied , anchored with broaches ,attached with scarves , pinned and arranged along her sizeable girth.

"Hie "

"Hie"

So her next customers were a young male and female.

'This is going to be fun 'Mia said in her mind

"So what can l do for you two exactly ?" Mia asked analyzing the two lovebirds

"We want you to read our fortunes in our relationship" The girl eagerly said

Mia looked at the two people in front of her and started laughing in her head. Today she had a boring day. So unfortunately she had to use these two to spice up her day.

'The show is on 'Mia took a mental note

"Give me your hand .....umm Mr...? " Mia asked the guy

" Oh he is Dan and I'm Lim " the girl quickly said their names

' Ok too talkative ' Mia rolled her eyes in her mind

" So okay Dan, Lim, give me your left hands"

The two eagerly put their hands on the table separating them from Mia.

Mia started analyzing. Her face started getting dark.

" Umm this doesn't look good at all " Mia groaned

" What does it say Miss? " The couple asked

" This is very rare. l need to do some confirmations before l conclude". Mia answered seemingly absorbed in reading the future of their love life.

" Give me your right hands too" Mia commanded

The curious couple presented their shaking hands on the table.

Mia started analyzing again.

She put down the magnifying glasses she was using to clearly see. She sighed out loud and closed her eyes almost laughing out loud.

" This is bad news lam so sorry to say" Mia started slowly

" What does it say Mama Mia ? " Lim asked clearly worried

" Lim your hand says Dan is not the one for you. It says your soulmate is in Madagascar. And unfortunately he passed away a few days ago. lam really sorry"

" And Dan , you do not have a soulmate. You are one of those few people in the whole world who have to carry that burden for the sake of balance of the nature."

" How ... l mean ... Can we not at least change the fortune ... Is there no way we can change this Mama Mia please help us ..." Lim was on the floor crying

" l mean look at us , we are literally the couple of the century , how can this be , how?" Dan was only sitting quietly as if he had already zoned out

" lam sorry we cannot do anything, my job is to only read . l cannot change or make any adjustments" Mia said

" Please Mama Mia help us, plea..."

' So gullible' Mia was enjoying the show that she had made for herself.

' Who would have thought that stupid people like these two existed. Mia laughed in her mind looking at the two fools in front of her.

" It's my closing time. Thank you for coming okay ? " Mia stood up and started packing

The two kept on sitting down.

Mia sighed. She was starting to get frustrated

" l meant that you have to leave!